doktorgirlfriend:

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

thepamdeathforgot:

michipeachiii:

mulberry-moons:

I always go on about women of all kinds and how they’re ethereal beings, but my bisexual heart needs to go on the record and remind men that they can be lovable too

Things about guys that make me swoon:

  • When they offer their jacket or sweater
  • Big hugs that lift you off the ground for the split second
  • Bed hair
  • THE PHONE VOICE. It’s so adorably hilarious the way so many guys try to make their voice drop an octave to say “Hello?”
  • Smirky half-smiles
  • Hoodies
  • After shower smell
  • Please add to this list if you think of anything else
  • Half rolled sleeves! 
  • When they unbutton the top button of their shirt 
  • When they blush
  • When they try to give you a good old smoldering look
  • Random kisses that catch you off guard
  • When they are unapologetically excited
  • Geeking out over their fav things
  • Sharing their passions with you
  • When they sing along to songs on the radio
  • When you catch them staring at you like you’re the only one in the room
  • Their deep belly laughs
  • Their high pitched cackle laughs
  • Crinkly eyes!!!
  • That one silver hair that they hate but you love!!
  • Watching them cry happy tears when you give them flowers!!
  • When they put things too high up on the shelf and you ask them to get it down and their shirt rises up and you see their bellies!
  • BIG SOFT ROUND BELLIES

sevey6:

tendous-satoris:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.

Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.