Character: Puts on a suit and top hat and has mild to extreme evil tendencies
Y’all: this is the hottest character i have ever seen in my entire life
Tag: same
when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone
When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.
When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.
when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form
When y’all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”
deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it
Me a year ago: I can’t make ALL my characters gay. I should try to make them statistically represent actual people and their orientations 🙂
Me now: These are my 120 characters and not one of them is a Hetero
Every time I make an oc and I’m like “eh sure, they can be str8, w/e” they turn around on me like “oh hell no” and make themselves queer lmao
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
Me pretending I wasn’t bawling my eyes out
People: “So tell me about yourself”
My introvert ass thinking about who I am:
me: i’m just gonna devote today to writing. really just knuckle down and get a lot of writing done just write up a funky little storm of writing
me:
KayjsCage 
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