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Gaara’s Favorite Sibling

PRE-CHUNIN EXAMS

Kankuro: Gaara thinks I’m slow and a loser. He obviously likes you more, Temari, because you’re like, more sensitive to his feelings or something. That’s why you should deal with him!

Temari: Not true! Gaara definitely tolerates you more. He thinks I’m overbearing and a nuisance. You deal with him!

Gaara: I hate you both equally.

POST-CHUNIN EXAMS

Kankuro: I’m the cool, laidback, fun-loving big brother Gaara needs in his boring life! We relate to each other because we’re both guys and because of our shared tyrannical older sister. You’re just an overbearing bitch, Temari! I’m definitely Gaara’s favorite.

Temari: As if Gaara needs a hooligan like you to distract him! Gaara is calm and intelligent, like me, which is why we get along so well. I’m reliable and I take care of Gaara’s needs. And both of us share the pain of dealing with the insufferable middle child. Gaara prefers me.

Gaara: Temari is indeed…

Gaara: …my favorite sister.

Temari:

Gaara: And Kankuro is my favorite brother.

Kankuro:

Gaara: I love you both equally.

Temari:

Kankuro:

Kankuro: But you don’t get it Gaara.

Kankuro: You love me more.