martiandame:

*Check moon/mars*

Aries: Tell them what to do/how to act, I fucking dare you.

Taurus: Tell them that they don’t deserve what they have.

Gemini: Ignore them or tell them that they’re ignorant!!

Cancer: Tell them that their emotions are invalid.

Leo: TELL THEM THAT THEY’RE WRONG.

Virgo: Don’t appreciate their help.

Libra: TELL THEM THEY’RE UNFAIR.

Scorpio: Lie to them/hide something from them, I’ll pray for you.

Sagittarius: Accuse them of lying.

Capricorn: Tell them that they try too hard.

Aquarius: Tell them that they’re unoriginal.

Pisces: Tell them that their beliefs are not valid.

Anyone who judges whether or not they’d date someone based on their sign is absolutely pathetic.

Ex. That one post that (roughly) says “if God told me my soulmate is a Gemini I’d tell him I’m gonna be single forever lol” (assuming they were totally serious and that it’s not just a dumb joke)

I love astrology but it’s not everything and it shouldn’t rule every decision you make.

astrroloaries:

Aries midheaven:

Extroverts,
so any career/job where you can express your talents and your feelings is great
for you. A lot of Aries midheaven people are ambitious and actually want to
achieve their success. An excellent leader, which makes you easy to be followed
by others. Aries midheaven people can be successful in anything they are
passionate about, but need to be careful with their impulsivity and impatience.

Possible careers: any kind where they can be a leader,
politician, entertainer, professor, a job with police, firefighters, mechanics

Taurus midheaven:

They can
work extremely hard, but also want some luxurious time spent which can make
them a bit lazy. They enjoy comfort and financial security. They are really
dedicated, which make the chances of success huge. They like stability and find
comfort with their loved ones but also routines. They also have the ability to
remain logical and not mix emotions with their job.

Possible careers: doctor, entertainer, teacher, job with a
bank, managing projects, owning an art gallery, photograph, director, deisgner,
make up artist, baker

Gemini midheaven:

Hyperactive
with a need for mental stimulation. Very clever and have an answer to everything.
They enjoy having a busy life and it is very rare for them to choose a job in
an office. Very friendly and have their way with social situations. They like
to connect to people, so the Internet is also a nice platform for them to
start. Very creative and during their life they might come up with very
original ideas. Sometimes they might be very moody, especially if they start
feeling stuck in their job or like that job is taking their freedom away from
them.

Possible careers: actor/actress, journalist, organizing events,
speaker, commercial director, musician, mathematician, engineer, pilot

Cancer midheaven:

Intuitive
and sensitive, they keep their feelings to themselves and they have a hard time
opening up at first. But, they are very compassionate, loyal and protect the
people they care about. They always complete the given task, but try to avoid
conflicts as much as possible. Remember that your voice also needs to be heard don’t
absorb all that negativity all the time. They have a lot of ideas and emotions
they need to express. They have this gift with managing money properly and
correctly.

Possible careers: doctor/nurse, vet, singer, painter, poet,
banker, military officer, judge, activist

Leo midheaven:

Creative
mind, born leader, idealist, these people very rarely keep their experiences to
themselves, they like to share them. They have this sense of humor and gift for
story telling. Excellent presenters and leaders. Their heart is bigger than
their ego, but their ego helps them achieve everything they put their mind to.
Very generous followed up by an impulsive temper, but they know how to make
peace out of conflicts.

Possible careers: actor/actress, music artist, author, CEO,
politician, fashion desinger, journalist, painter, sculptor, working in a
museum, artist, historian

Virgo midheaven:

Precise
perfectionists. They pay attention to details, very hard-working and devoted.
These people enjoy doing things that intellectually stimulate them. Amazing
organizators who always have a back-up plan. Because they are so grounded and
loyal, they are great team players.

Possible careers: accountant, doctor, scientist, financial
adviser, musical producer, poet, nutritionist

Libra midheaven:

Chaos
creates stress for them. Diplomats and known gentlemen, which makes them look
like heroes. They might not like office work, sometimes they like being the
center of attention. Because they possess a special charm it is easy to notice
them. They have amazing taste and a sense for any kind of design.

Possible careers: painter, make-up artist, architect, designer,
diplomat, judge, adviser, composer, trainer, body-builder

Scorpio midheaven:

Intuitive,
hard-working and dedicated, their knowledge surpasses everything. Very
dedicated to their work. Analytical thinking is a strength of theirs. Their
complex and secretive nature helps them understand mysteries because they can
easily put themselves in anothers’ shoes.

Possible careers: investigator, author, journalist, scientis,
forensic technicians, surgeon, cop

Sagittarius midheaven:

They love
travelling. Fast learners, which helps them to easily abosrb other cultures.
They like learning new languages and to document their experiences through
life. They would need a job which is full of surprises and excitement and a lot
of adventure. They might change a lot of jobs. They are better working alone
because they can translate everything that is inside their fantasies.

Possible careers: entertainer, a job in a hotel, creator of apps
and/or web-sites, journalist, travelling agent, investigator, actor/actress,
psychologist, activist, teacher

Capricorn midheaven:

One of the
most ambitious placements. Big dreams, they will do anything to achieve them.
They are great at organizing. They just need to be a little more grounded and
stop being the know-it-all, this happens because they get so devoted with their
job and excited, they also need to forgive more. They always mean well.

Possible careers: politician, engineer, owning a business,
doctor, accountant, author, musician, producer, artist, architect

Aquarius midheaven:

Independent
and unique. They enoy their freedom so they would want a work place where they
can completely be themselves. Innovative, which can lead to them starting their
own business. Great leaders and hard-working workers. They can manage working
an office job but not for long. They always fight for justice and are big
humanitarians, wanting to help humans as a collective.

Possible careers: teacher, scientist, politician, author,
director of documentaries, musical producer/composer, photograph, web-site
and/or video game desinger, owner of a restaurant, actor/actress,

Pisces midheaven:

Creative
and talented, these people are really emotionally intelligent and compassionate.
Very smart and can resolve problems very easily. They like a relaxed, nice life
instead of a fast-paced, stressful life. Artist, or if they aren’t good with art
they really admire and respect it. Hard-working and dedicated. These people
need to be careful with people who want to take advantage of them and use them.

Possible career: designer, architect, musician, artist,
biologist, detective, dancer, actor/actress, nurse, vet, therapist, adviser,
volunteer, priest

bitches-astrology:

ARIES: exploration
you want to do new things with them, even if you don’t like it. you want to show how interested you are in them by being unique and yourself. don’t be afraid to get weird and just be you.

TAURUS: couple fights
you will be set in your ways. stubbornly holding onto your side of the story, but by the end of the fight, you’ll learn to understand that fighting is not worth losing them. fights hurt, but they make you stronger as well.

GEMINI: the crush stage
you would do anything to talk to them, find out whatever information to help be closer to them, or just to hang out with them. your heart is racing, but in a fun kind of way. just be confident and try not to overthink things too much.

CANCER: deep talks
you talk about how many siblings you have, your past encounters, your favorite place to get a burrito. you pour your heart out and so do they. creating an emotional bond with a person creates comfort and reliability.

LEO: initial attraction
you see them and think “whoa.” physically, they’re stunning and you can’t keep yourself from looking away. they have a wonderful smile and an amazing sense of style. just remember to take things slow and appearance isn’t everything.

LIBRA: moving in 
you already keep stuff at their place, so why not move in together? the first few weeks can be tough as you get adjusted to their routine and rhythm, but you will create a balance within your home and live in harmony together.

VIRGO: taking trips together
you schedule a vacation for the two of you and you are ready to let loose. no more stress, only love and alcohol (if you’re into that). spending quality time with them and being away from home makes your heart flutter.

SCORPIO: the firsts
your first kiss, your first date, your first fight, your first time. all of these times are significant to you and them. during these times, you were passionate and emotional and connected with them in a different way. 

SAGITTARIUS: date nights
whether it’s getting dinner at a nice restaurant or staying in with a pizza and netflix, you are happy that you are with them and enjoying their company. you feel comfortable and loved when you’re together. 

CAPRICORN: marriage
it’s finally happening! the day you get married to the one you love most. it signifies how loyal you are to them and the ultimate commitment in your love life. it may be old fashioned, but you are happy to call them yours.

AQUARIUS: texting constantly
you wait anxiously for a text, constantly thinking about what you want to say, but you have to play it cool. afterwards, you two are talking all day, all night about your days and what weird thing you saw on the way home. 

PISCES: the proposal
you’ve been building up the nerve to ask them and you want to find a creative way to do it. just planning and getting everything ready and so nervous about what they will say. love prevails all.

i’m just… really salty abt ophiuchus