ysabelmystic:

ysabelmystic:

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

My mom is very proud that her misinterpreted words have been witnessed by the internet. My brother is disappointed that I didn’t post a picture with it so he could become a meme. 

jumpingjacktrash:

themiscyra1983:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

Humans: oh my god this burns so good

Peppers: wut

poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

I feel like there should be more to do in Animal Crossing Pocket Camp. Like, I do requests, I refill my Collections, I harvest flowers and plant seeds, I go to the quarry, and I play the break tapper game and it’s like… Ok. I guess that’s it. I mean I could mess around with my camp and the inside of my camper but I’m happy with how their decorated rn so I don’t wanna. And you can dress up the animals but again, what if I’m happy with their outfits for now and don’t wanna dress em up again. There just doesn’t feel like there’s enough to do.

I was disappointed to see there’s no way to interact with your amenities. Like you can interact with stuff in your campsite, like you can sit in chairs and lay in beds and turn lights on and off but you can’t do anything with your amenities. Sometimes the animals visiting your camp will be using them and you click on them and they’ll have something to say abt it but that’s it.

I kinda want there to be mini games around the amenities. I know that’s a lot for them to program in if they ever did that but I would literally never exit out of ACPC if the amenities had mini games. I don’t mean the tents bc what could you play with a tent, but like the Rock Stage could turn into a rhythm game, the hot air balloon turns into a balloon racing game and the novel carriage is also a racing game, the bouncy cake turns into a game where you bounce up and down while collecting/popping floating balloons to earn points, the clockwork tower turns into this puzzle game that’s like “oh no! The clock is broken! Solve this puzzle to fix it!” or something, the ancient temple turns into a maze, the half pipe is just a skating game where you land tricks to earn points. So on and so forth.

The points you earn from the games can be traded in for Bells, crafting materials, event items like seeds or tourney nets, and occasionally Leaf Tickets.

I know it’s a lot and will never happen but like. There’s just not enough to do in ACPC lol.

Having just started rewatching, Choji needs more love! I can’t believe I overlooked him as a kid. Maaaybe some headcanons? Something that doesn’t revolve so heavily around food? Maybe how kind he is? Or his temper?

narutosss:

A/N: I love me some of Choji, I think his daughter is adorable omg. Didn’t do nsfw if you want that request it!

Choji ! (Sfw)

🍡Choji is so fucking sweet when he wants to be, he’s the type to buy you flowers from the Yamanka flower shop and say he was thinking about you. “Ahaha yeah I just wanted to give you something nice for a change.”

🍡When he’s with his s/o he likes to be a gentleman. (For the most part.) he hold the door open for them, he also carries like all of the groceries. Even when you say he doesn’t have to do it all alone!

🍡He likes a bossy woman, he loves to please 😉 Choji does have a temper though, so if you go too far you’ll know it because his brow will crease and he will no longer smile.

🍡Choji likes to help out around the house believe it or not. He’s not lazy, like Shikamaru and doesn’t mind doing yard work. He’s like the perfect hubby material; so cuddly and loveable. He’s a big cuddler though and he keeps you warm on cold nights.

🍡On Missions he’s so over protective it’s not even funny, like it can get smothering but he does it because he cares so much so you can’t be too harsh on him. He likes to scout ahead sometimes so that the road is clear and he often holds your hand.

🍡Treating you out to eat is a must, you know him and food and all lmao. He likes to show off his beautiful partner and he speaks nothing but kindness and positivity towards you! Like you’re royalty in his eyes. You’ve got yourself a winner.