theslowesthnery:

i’m still not good at colours and some details of his design might still change (like his shoes, i might go for something simpler, or i might give in to my very strange desire to give him cowboy boots), not to mention this is really low-effort, but i tried to figure out chompy boys’ colours. basically just greys and ashy (one might even say dusty) blues.

aaronexplainsitall:

californiadreamboy:

npott123:

palmaenthusiast:

spicychipsdemon:

gar-dev-oir:

blackgayze:

beeesay1n2:

blackgayze:

gloriousbodies:

blackgayze:

blueklectic:

blackgayze:

thebigblackwolfe:

honeybruh:

blackgayze:

While we’re at it Tarzan could get it too. White dreads and all.

hey baize do you accept criticism on your posts

he’s a british man from the 1800s, he’s probably not circumcised, and he’s been living with gorillas. it doesn’t matter what he’s packing he’s probably got some of the strongest aged dick cheese under his hood…

Gorillas are actually pretty clean animals, and a nice river bath before the great dickdown of 1892 would clear any remains dirt right up

*throws holy water on this post*

*Washes Tarzans cock (yeah, I said it) with it

My ex and i were watching that a few years ago and she absolutely ruined the whole movie for me by saying “so how bad to you think he destroyed jane’s pussy the first time because gorilla’s ain’t exactly bout that gentle lovin”

She probably had months of construction work after the first time. Probably had to build a whole new pussy from scratch

We need more discussions like this

Thank you! The Tarzan dickscourse is so important. Like did you see the size of his thighs? If the dick didn’t kill you on contact the piston power from those thighs definitely would. Have you mad and crawling around the jungle like

Reblogging again cause the piston powered thighs make me swoon

Honestly same

I don’t like this post.