woke: insisting that a female character who has an obvious canon male love interest is canonically a lesbian and then getting pissed at the writers when they have your precious canon lesbian fall in love with a filthy male
woke brain 2: insisting a female character is a lesbian despite having a obvious canon male love interest so she won’t get in the way of your precious soft mlm ship and then getting pissed your sj disguised ship war doesn’t go the way you want it to
woke brain 3: Insisting that a female character with a canonical male interest is lesbian then get mad and call artists “filthy heteros” for drawing fanart of the canon couple and demanding that they stop “erasing her sexuality” or giving them a cookie with fucking needles in it.
Woke brain 4: Insisting that a female character that is canonical married and happy with male interest is a lesbian. And ignored/shaming others that say, said female character can be bisexual. Followed by yelling at anyone that doesn’t see female character ONLY as a lesbian
Woke brain 5: insisting that a female character is a lesbian despite having had past canon relationships with males just because now her love interest is female and then getting pissed when her next relationship is with a male again because it’s lesbophobic or something.
tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs
“Cave Johnson here,
So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”
oh absolutely – I mean, it’s still rehashed calvinism. like, the entire point with rehashing calvinism is that on one side you have the *bad* people who are ALWAYS bad and then you can live in the knowledge that YOU are always good and will stay good which is A VERY TOXIC MENTALITY TBQH -_______-
Because they are unable to tell the difference, depend on fictional works that dictate what they can or cannot think morally, and lack the theory of mind skill necessary to understand that not everyone is in their same sorry predicament.
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