kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

themandalorianwolf:

charminglyantiquated:

nicedildo:

halfrican—queen:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

so i uh

I really liked this idea

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Imma praising this

gemkids:

rosebud sapphire (she/her) , a tiny defective sapphire (about half the height of a normal one) who was only kept around bc pink diamond though she was so so cute.. when she heard her diamond had been shattered she ran away to earth before she could be shattered herself! has a magical girl wand, a roxy lalonde curl in her hair, and the softest baby hands… almost all of my crystal gems are pink LOL

What are Gaara’s favorite things about Lee?

sagemoderocklee:

this will be a nice lil companion piece to this post, and much like Lee Gaara does have a laundry list of things he loves about Lee

  1. how beautiful and bright Lee’s smile is; the fact that he smiles with everything he has; how warm and happy and loved it makes Gaara feel even when Lee isn’t smiling directly at him
  2. how Lee manages to put so much fucking passion into every little thing he says and does
  3. that lee says ‘i love you’ literally every single chance he gets
  4. when lee whispers ‘i love you’ in quiet, intimate moments because it feels so different from his usual ‘i love you’s; it feels so raw and powerful and vivid. it’s like sensory overload but in a good way. the quiet of his voice is so contrary to everything that he normally is, but it’s somehow so much more than when it’s being shouted or even just said at normal volume (gaara may secretly be a romantic) 
  5. he loves the way lee tries to stay awake sometimes to keep him company. lee is very strict about his routine and always goes to bed at 9, but sometimes he tries to stay up late with Gaara when he’s got a lot of work. he always falls asleep by ten without fail. 
  6. the way lee sleeps–similar to 4, lee is so different when he sleeps and gaara feels privileged to get to see lee so quiet and peaceful
  7. how easily embarrassed lee gets, especially over inappropriate jokes.
  8. how easily lee fits in with his siblings despite being so different from them 
  9. the scars on lee’s body that aren’t from their fight–they show how strong lee is, how much he’s overcome. gaara enjoys tracing his fingers along the scars idly. he avoids the ones he caused though 
  10. the way lee immediately drapes himself over gaara’s lap the moment gaara climbs into bed and the little happy noises he makes because even though he’s dead asleep he somehow knows it’s gaara and is happier for his presence 
  11. the way lee never gives up on anything
  12. his little turtle mouth
  13. his fighting style
  14. the fact that lee was the first person to ever get past his sand–it feels important to gaara because he is a romantic even if he doesn’t realise it
  15. the way lee never lets gaara speak poorly of himself even though gaara is really just trying to state facts like “i was a monster once” and “i did have a body count before i was twelve”. lee always says silly things like “you were never a monster! you were just a scared child!” and “you only killed in self-defense! they were trying to kill you first!” 
  16. how strong lee is but how gentle he manages to be. 
  17. lee’s sleepy ‘good morning, gaara’ 
  18. the way lee’s kisses make the rest of the world melt away until all that’s left is just the two of them and gaara is overwhelmed by love and feeling and how safe he is in lee’s arms that feel somehow more powerful and better able to protect him than even his sand 

and i’m gonna stop there lol