mirio, hawks, dabi wanting their s/o attention when they are occupied by something else?
Mirio
•He’s probably not going to bother his s/o too much or be a pain in the ass about it. If they say they’re busy, or if they even just look like they don’t want to be bothered, he’ll leave them be
•But he mayyyy get a little persistent if he thinks something is wrong. Like, if they’re stressed and overworking themselves, then he’s going to intervene just to make sure they know that he’s concerned
•Yeah if they’re reading a book or something he’s definitely phasing through the book right up into their face. He’ll use his quirk any way he can. Whether to make them laugh or just accidentally annoy them. It’s pretty useful for that
•If that doesn’t work, he tones it down and just slides up next to his s/o to ask what’s wrong, and if there’s anything he can do to help
•If not, and they just need a little cheering up, he’s clearly more than capable of delivering
Hawks
•He’s so annoying omg
•Usually he’s pretty good about leaving his s/o alone since he gets annoyed when they interrupt him, but sometimes he’s just bored as shit and can’t help it
•He’s probably prattling on about something, then realizes he’s only getting little one word distracted replies like “Oh.” and “Wow.” Or just “Hm.” And he’s like. Really.
•Shoots feathers at the back of their head until they pay attention (not the lethal kind ofc)
•Just flies around them like a damn vulture
•And probably tries to entice them into doing something fun by suggesting they go out to eat or grab some drinks. Anything that he thinks might grab their attention. He’s manipulative with it too. He’ll just suddenly *remember* that his s/o’s favorite ramen place is having a special and suggest they get some for dinner (it’s probably not true but whatever he’ll think of a lie when they get there)
•Or obviously if they’re busy because they’re struggling with paperwork/homework/whatever, he’ll ofter to help. He usually wouldn’t. He’s very much a “Do your own work” type of guy, but if he’s craving some attention then he’ll do anything to clear up his s/o’s schedule
Dabi
•His way of grabbing his s/o’s attention is just irritating them tbh
•He asks them invasive questions, says shit like ‘Hey, moron. I’m talking to you.’ Throws shit at them
•He honestly gets a little angry if they’re clearly not in the mood to give him attention. He’s not clingy, and doesn’t often need attention from his s/o. But when he’s bored and just wants to talk, he’s not going to settle for being ignored
•He definitely gets up in their personal space until they notice. Even after they notice, he’s still there hovering on purpose, waiting for them to give up and give him the attention he’s expecting
•He gets a little flirty, too. He’s usually a little deviously flirty with his s/o when they’re alone, but if he’s trying to distract them, flirting and sweet talking is the way to go
•Honestly he probably satisfied himself enough by messing around with his s/o that by the time they’re not occupied anymore and paying him attention, he’s already off doing something else
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•He’s honestly a little oblivious to his own feelings at first. Not for long, but he is. It’s honestly a short process that takes about a week. He’ll think “Oh. That person’s cute. Wow they’re also funny. Wow I get excited when I see them every day. Oops” And then he knows he caught feelings
•From there, he kind of… plays around with the situation. He definitely jumps into wishful thinking “Omg omg omg do they liked me back???” So basically he’s taking every chance he gets to be around you and talk to you and (hopefully) make you laugh
•He does that thing where he purposefully stands at just the right position in the classroom or in the hallway so he’s sure to be right in your path. He has to make himself noticeable. Even if you two don’t get to talk, he at least wants to flash you a big grin whenever he can
•He’s really insecure once he finally gets your attention though. All the work it took him to finally get you to notice him, and now he has no idea how to fuckin act. He’s a mess
•And when it comes to maybe possibly giving you a little hint of his feelings, he fucks it up big time. He stutters and mumbles and tries to make too many jokes instead of just getting to the point, and it fails miserably
•He aborts mission real fast
•The next time he sees you, he tries to explain himself, tries to say he just wasn’t feeling good and didn’t know exactly what to say. He won’t make it too deep, but he confesses a little, like “I just think you’re really cool, and I may have a little crush on you”. He’s pretty honest. It’s really cute
Iida
•He doesn’t even really know he has a crush. He just thinks he’s really entranced by your personality. That you’re just one of those people that draws everyone in (basically you’re another Midoriya) So he considers you as such: a really good, interesting friend that he likes to hang out with
•Then he realizes ummmmm wait something’s not right. His desires go beyond just wanting to maintain a steady friendship with you, he wants to talk to you constantly, wants to sit with you, wants to text you outside of school. He quickly comes to see there’s something going on (in his head). You’re becoming much more pivotal in his daily routine than he would have thought was previously possible
•He also blushes after he talks to you and someone in class (probably Mina) teases him for it. He insists he’s just feeling a little sick, but everyone knows better
•There are only two ways this is going to go: elation or evasion
•He’ll either be close to combusting every minute of every hour because he wants to talk to you so bad. He waits impatiently in his seat every day until the bell rings for class-change so he can swivel around really fast and finally speak to you
•OR he’s still as a statue when the bell rings, making sure there’s no possible way he’ll grab your attention. He’ll also do a complete 180 if he sees you in the cafeteria. He’s trying to avoid you so he can also avoid his confusing feelings
Aizawa
•The pining thing is really weird to him because he doesn’t understand waiting it out and letting his feelings get stronger and stronger each day. It’s annoying. So pining for him is probably just acknowledging his feelings then throwing them in the back seat for a few months (years?) until he actually has time to think, and if you end up somehow feeling the same way, until he actually has time to pursue a relationship with you
•So until that point, he’s much more vocal with you, but not any sweeter or more enthusiastic, basically. He enjoys your company when he’s not busy, and he makes that obvious by the way he initiates conversation with you
•At some point though he realizes oh fuck I have no game whatsoever. He never really needed it? He’s probably aware people find him attractive and he’s used to it so whatever
•But now how is he supposed to *flirt* or at least be suave enough to let you know he’s interested in you (maybe not interested in a relationship with you just yet) but still interested in you as a person?
•It’s really not anything special tbh. He’s just very… tolerant of you. Doesn’t complain about your presence, even if he’s busy. He tries to make time to chat with you even while he’s doing paperwork
•He’s always showing up next to you. You’ll be getting water from the dispenser in the teacher’s lounge and suddenly he’s right beside you, making small talk
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didn’t alter any of this.
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Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. “Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.” Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. “Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
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DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
KayjsCage 
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