steverogersnotebook:

yawpkatsi:

I was changing the batteries in the Food God (automatic cat feeder) and the Boyes were very concerned

they are so sweet, their little cries, heartwrenching. appease the Food God quickly human!

sirartwork:

ru-debega:

a friend in a FB cat group has this cat named pigeon

i think you can see where he gets his name

reblog for noises

triforceofdoom:

confusedbyinterface:

triforceofdoom:

scatterbrainedhypatia:

omigawdmatt:

cocochampange:

goddesu:

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.

gayelectro:

notsoelephantirrelephant:

archaeo-geek:

sleeping-out-of-tune:

rugelachs:

straight culture was decimated by this video

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

Don’t forget the thrilling sequel:

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

teathattast:

safetytank:

mememic-bry:

gooeygoob:

fernlom:

hurloaned:

This guy is a chaotic trickster god

SOMEBODY IN THE COMMENTS FOUND THE SONG BUT ONLY POSTED IT AS A REPLY SO HERE IT IS TO REBLOG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gonM1ff_NWU

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

When pet owners talk about their pets it’s guaranteed to fall under one of two categories:

Rover is the sweetest kindest force in my life, my closest ally, my best friend, the family member who molded me as a person who I would absolutely lay down my life for. Please let me show you photos of this perfection incarnate.

Socks is on double secret baby probation now and she’s gated in the living room because she wont stop sneaking out and trying to eat all the towels in the house, like the bastard idiot child she is.

I would like to clarify this is not a “which type of pet owner are you” post. There is no choosing. Pet owners are both of these, all the time, forever. It’s a matter of which one is the conversation topic of the day, and the outcome depends entirely upon how recently their pet tried to eat plastic

Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

almost-always-eventually-right:

blackqueerblog:

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

Reddit meeds to step its game up because that was the greatest creepypasta I’ve read in my fucking life.

curiooftheheart:

queen-of-dirt:

moth-mobile:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:

/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided

This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there

Damn you’re right

This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life

yzy-sunagakure:

Gaara being a single Kage after almost two decades probably triggers ninja gossip magazines like

“Kazekage smiles at Ame diplomat! Could it be love?”

“Sabaku no Gaara‘s Third Eye spotted near the Fashion District! Did a special someone catch his eye?”

“Who could crack Lord Gaara’s SAND ARMOR?”

“Shukaku the One-Tail rumored to be the horniest of Bijuu! Did he pass his thirst to the Kazekage?”

“TOP HINTS THAT THE FIFTH KAZEKAGE HAS A SECRET HAREM”

Gaara doesn’t mind them because it’s not technically “negative” attention. Kankuro thinks it’s hilarious and sometimes comes up with ridiculous rumors about his lil bro to feed the paparazzi because ~~it’s revenge when Gaara is being a dick~~ he can 😎