ionasi:

standard-dingo:

abiggaynerd:

bobavader:

biomerge:

facts only

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

OP is lord farquaad

@ruf1ohn1tram

probablymomrpgideas:

missvulpix212:

stabbyroomba:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

I’m all for fantasy stories where supernatural characters protect their human friends, but does anyone else want some stories where the humans are the ones who are looking after their supernatural friends?

  • A human girl exchanging her silver engagement ring for a cheaper one after she realises why her werewolf friend has been refusing to high five her.
  • A group of humans throwing coats over their vampire friend because he forgot it was the Summer solstice and was caught out by the sunrise. Those same friends coming to visit him when he wakes up in the late afternoon, bringing him blood from the butcher’s and putting up with his whining about the nights getting longer.
  • A human hearing that someone stole their selkie friends pelt and coming over to her new “husband"s house immediately and threatening to punch his lights out unless he tells them where it is.
  • Humans petitioning the counsel to build a wooden climbing frame in the local playground because the old one has iron parts and their fairy friend’s kids can’t use it without burning themselves.

I’ll post more if I can come up with any.

This kinda fits on this blog

Humans getting the local Dryad’s tree and naiad’s pool named as protected landmarks and keeping them clean of trash and litter.

Human mothers raising changelings and other fey and loving them just as much as their own.

Following…

antis-delete-your-blogs-please:

lysanatt:

Follow someone before antis went on tumblr:

  • click follow button

Following someone after antis (and pornbots):

  • go to their tumblr
  • check the colour scheme for pink pastels
  • make sure there is no het porn gif in your face
  • read the about/presentation
  • read at least ten posts
  • check who they reblogs from
  • check their archive
  • check their favourite parings
  • check their tags
  • finally! Click follow button!

Stop calling me out like this, OP.