How to piss off the signs 101

martiandame:

*Check moon/mars*

Aries: Tell them what to do/how to act, I fucking dare you.

Taurus: Tell them that they don’t deserve what they have.

Gemini: Ignore them or tell them that they’re ignorant!!

Cancer: Tell them that their emotions are invalid.

Leo: TELL THEM THAT THEY’RE WRONG.

Virgo: Don’t appreciate their help.

Libra: TELL THEM THEY’RE UNFAIR.

Scorpio: Lie to them/hide something from them, I’ll pray for you.

Sagittarius: Accuse them of lying.

Capricorn: Tell them that they try too hard.

Aquarius: Tell them that they’re unoriginal.

Pisces: Tell them that their beliefs are not valid.

wallrose:

Another video I made, enjoy!!!

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

rosequart:

an official demo of time adventure was released, so,

theshitpostcalligrapher:

mabari-hellhound:

quietlyglittering:

diaryofakanemem:

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

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kevincatalan:

Titanoboa – 2015

My editorial final. We had to redesign a magazine cover. and I chose to do the the 2012 April edition of the Smithsonian. Cause it had a terrible cover so i decided to remake it. So here’s a naturalistic titanoboa doing its thing by lookng sinister.

twas made digitally. cheers!

odditystew:

#19 The Giant Anaconda

A cryptid native to the Amazon of South America. Sightings of particularly massive anacondas go back as far as the early conquistadors, when men would claim to see the enormous reptiles slithering through the rainforest undergrowth.

Reports are clear that the size of these snakes is much much more than the common green anacondas. The largest of these anacondas ever described was a whopping 36 foot long specimen from Colombia, but it pales to the size of a giant anaconda, which can reportedly be 50-60 feet long. Normal green anacondas usually only reach a length of about 17 feet.

The giant anaconda DOES have a possible explanation: the recently unearthed prehistoric serpent Titanoboa in Colombia, would have been closer to the size of the fabled giants.