fangirlinginleatherboots:

reasons why I adore Cry’s undertale LP:

  • naturally follows the pacifist path purely bc he didnt want to hurt anyone
  • doesn’t want to hurt Toriel
  • Pappierus and Sahns
  • keeps calling Toriel on the phone in the hopes she’ll pick up
  • the wrong number song
  • BEGS Undyne to let him spare her
  • that moment when he gets the messege from Alphys with the trashcan with the glittery filter
  • ALEXA WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU
  • genuinely laughs at the jokes
  • plays the game very thoroughly so he talks to everyone
  • gets emotionally attached
  • the REVERENCE for the story 
  • “I am NOT eating that snowpiece”
  • literally just sobbing laughter at anime jokes
  • *emotional* d-dude!
  • truly steps into the story and FEELS what happens at the end
  • DUDE! FUCK YES! DUDE!!! *whispered* goddamn. FUCK DUDE THIS IS SO GOOD FUCK YES *audible tears* goddamn dude…..
  • walks all the way back to the beginning of the story and talks to every single person before proceeding to the end
  • *soft gasp* oh my god….
  • “i don’t want to leave…. I don’t want to finish this game.”

dude just…. its a really good let’s play…..

demixian:

transezual:

um, excuse me, but my son obliterated this baby toilet with his powerful piss. i mean, it folds shut and makes fun noises, which is good, but my small boy pissed it in half like a water jet cutter, which is bad. in light of this, i rate this potty two stars. my childs industrial jetstream urine blast, however? fives across the board.
i dredged the piss out of the smoking wreckage of this potty and spun it to sell to assassins as garrotte wire.

i had to teach him not to piss in the ocean after his tinkle sandblasted the mariana trench open. my son pisses the sun out every night and only by the grace of god does it reignite in the morning. my friends, truly

this cup
runneth over.

with piss.

I started laughing at this and then just devolved into cackles by the end

iopichio:

COMMISSION FOR @armatages I’M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO POST

declaimer: some of these are technically wrong cos i didn’t wait to be finished reading the fic before i started drawing lmao

READ HER AMAZING FIC, I know I’ve mentioned I don’t subscribe to AUs before, but these writers are *so fucking good*, they keep blowing my mind. This fic had me laughing like an idiot and shaking with heartache/anticipation (not even exaggerating)