sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….
um, excuse me, but my son obliterated this baby toilet with his powerful piss. i mean, it folds shut and makes fun noises, which is good, but my small boy pissed it in half like a water jet cutter, which is bad. in light of this, i rate this potty two stars. my childs industrial jetstream urine blast, however? fives across the board.
i dredged the piss out of the smoking wreckage of this potty and spun it to sell to assassins as garrotte wire.
i had to teach him not to piss in the ocean after his tinkle sandblasted the mariana trench open. my son pisses the sun out every night and only by the grace of god does it reignite in the morning. my friends, truly
this cup
runneth over.
with piss.
I started laughing at this and then just devolved into cackles by the end
COMMISSION FOR @armatages I’M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO POST
declaimer: some of these are technically wrong cos i didn’t wait to be finished reading the fic before i started drawing lmao
READ HER AMAZING FIC, I know I’ve mentioned I don’t subscribe to AUs before, but these writers are *so fucking good*, they keep blowing my mind. This fic had me laughing like an idiot and shaking with heartache/anticipation (not even exaggerating)
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