unofficialkarkat:

vintage-aerith:

internetkatze:

squigglydigg:

cincosechzehn:

pyrope-pirate:

dabestredur:

karkatstuck:

no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes sense

oh my god

how

Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.

Whoa.  They just made Homestuck sound… interesting.

It’s accurate!

The thing that actually makes Homestuck confusing is that it’s told in a very non-linear way. You get all these little bits of information that don’t make any sense or just sound like jokes, until 3000 pages later when they finally click together, but you still have a million questions that aren’t answered straightforward.

NON-HOMESTUCKS, READ THIS. If nothing, educate yourselves on the thing you go out of your way to despise =b

It’s so clear and succinct, wow. Honestly gives me some refreshment and I read the whole thing.

altruisticshouto:

bakugou, at 3 am: what i dont understand is why everyone gives me weird fucking looks whenever i eat a bell pepper. do they think bell peppers are deadly spicy? is every single fucking person in this school a goddamn airhead? bell peppers arent spicy. theyre crisp and refreshing and in fact, can be eaten as a snack like a fucking apple. this is why im fucking #3 in the class and the two people that never question it are #2 and #1. im sick and tired of having to deal with people being dumbasses. bell peppers arent fucking SPICY FOR FUCKS SAKE

tokoyami: why are you in my room

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.

The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves.

The mommy stove is at work, and apparently makes soup for a living, which I know because this kid is has been chanting, “I MAKE SOUP AND I DO IT ALL DAY / EVERY SINGLE SOUP SECOND, EVERY SINGLE SOUP WAY,” louder and louder and higher and higher to the point where it’s now either being sung by the world’s loudest mouse or the world’s most out-of-breath six-year-old.

jaunes-hoodie:

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator.
You have several times more endurance than they do – use that to your advantage!

Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen