lordhellebore:

muse-of-wilted-roses:

tiptoe39:

Couldn’t stand that fic?

Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong?

Wish you’d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?

Ask your doctor if Shutting Up ™ is right for you!

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Users of Shutting Up™ may experience some temporary frustration and feelings of disgust. This is normal. Supplementation with Talking Privately With a Sympathetic Friend™ may ease those symptoms.

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*Not available on anon memes.

Okay but are we talking about NOTPs of personal preference or NOTPs that are abusive and toxic

You’ve not yet understood how

Shutting Up™

works. Try again.

owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider