88thparallel:

gingersnapwolves:

jessicameats:

reihyan:

landprince:

what if writers did streams like artists did

I think it was a Monty Python sketch that showed an author writing with a commentary like a sports commentator.

“And he’s started writing… no, he’s just written his name at the top of the page. He’s written ‘the’, a very strong opening, used in several of his books. Oh, no, he’s crossed it out again.”

• “Ah, look, she’s opening the thesaurus again … perhaps she’s realized she used the same word six times in two paragraphs”
• “Now that sentence is lovely, an excellent example of her style in – oh, no, she’s deleting it, never mind”
• “This scene is clearly over, yet the brave author forges onward regardless…”
• “She’s really picking up steam now, the words just flowing out from her – she’s stopped midsentence for some reason and is opening Buzzfeed”
• “Choosing to google ‘which countries are nonextradition countries’ is a risk but it’s one some authors must take…”

Why you gotta call me out like that?

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone